LOL Diconary

Tracee · 03-26-2006, 09:59 PM

I found this diconary called Loopey diconary here are just some of the words and there meanings

Alien - 1. non-Community member

Alt F4 - 1. a quick getaway; 2. auto-moof.

Any Key - 1. has still yet to be found on this keyboard

Asparagus - 1. evil allegedly edible vegitable your mother rarely succeeded in making you eat with much pleasure; 2. snot-like tinned growth

Assure - 1. what happens to your bum after sitting in front of your puter for too long

» Austin (Powers) - 1. International Man of Mystery

Tracee · 03-26-2006, 10:02 PM

Backing up - 1. going out on the grog two nights in a row

Bagpipes - 1. Scottish torture device aimed to disable enemy hearing

Balderdash 1. (n.) a rapidly receding hairline

Binge-Drinking - 1. more-than-one

at the same time

Blackout - 1. correction-pen for carbon paper

Brain - 1. processor; 2. black hole; 3. echo chamber

» Brb - 1. a polite way to indicate a chatter has burped

Tracee · 03-26-2006, 10:06 PM

Cabbage - 1. a very old taxi; 2. cf 'brain'

Caffeine - 1. required element for successful late-night chatting

CD-

- 1. extendable

-cup holder on your puter

Chatroom - 1. counselling chambers; 2. cafe; 3. drinking lounge; 4. night-club; 5. brothel

» Children - 1. no,

don't pull on that phone-plug...I SAID - DON'T pull on that pho...

Chocolate - 1. chatters' blood-supply

Coffee - 1. yes

, in copious amounts; 2. something nice and tasty to keep you from 'poiuyt' (qv); 3. something nice that can be tasty but it depends on where and with whom you're having it

Cookies - 1. chocolate-chip

Countrymama · 03-31-2006, 05:24 PM

post some more trace these are funny

Tracee · 03-31-2006, 07:04 PM

Glad you liked them I'll try to post more later

Tracee · 04-10-2006, 08:33 PM

Diconary - 1. the two men who wrote this book of lists; 2. small gentleman's appendage being aired on the top of the drier

Dial-Up - 1. the phone number for home-delivered pizza

» Di-Dee-Di - 1. cyber-singing

» Disconnected - 1. a late 1970's popular

hall with the flashing light show noticably absent

» Doing a Twasi - 1. whispering back to the porn-bots
Drakness - 1. absolute absence of all light-beer

» Dregawn-Feyer - 1. breath of thunder

» Drinks - 1. Bourbon; 2. ice skating whilst pi**ed

Tracee · 04-10-2006, 08:35 PM

Eccles - 1. the world-famous

» Ecka - 1. the sound of driving the porcelain bus

Elvis - 1. has left the building

» E-Mail - 1. did you get mine? (email@address)

» Emoticons - 1. highly-prized artworks of antiquity

» End - 1. does anybody know why this button is on your keyboard?!?

» Enema - 1. popular

rapper/singer

» Esc - cf "Help"

» Esky - 1. Holy Reliquary Portage for the Sacred One-Golden Stubbie of Sloth

» Esplanade - 1. (vb.) to attempt an explanation whilst drunk

» EYESIGHT - 1. use of large print

Tracee · 04-10-2006, 08:37 PM

F1 - cf "Help"

» F7 - 1. speelink chekerr

» Failure - cf. "ISP"

» Fark - 1. another loopey swear word
Farking - 1. a noisy flatulent dog

» Fart - 1. blame it on Moofie - or the dog

» Fawlty - 1. what's wrong with him?

» FCOL - 1. for

ing out loud!

fkadhtjhajkhjfkhf - 1. Harry Potter

Flabbergasted - 1. (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained

» Flatulence - 1. (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller

» Flirting - 1. with death?

» Floppy Disk - 1. that's being a bit personal now, aint it?!

» Flummery - 1. slow-acting poison designed to gum your taste buds together

» Frisbeetarianism - 1. (n.) the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there

Tracee · 04-10-2006, 08:39 PM

Gaggle - 1. (n.) collective noun for chatters

» Gargoyle - 1. (n.) an olive-flavoured mouthwash

» Garlic - 1. cloves of this keep the Moofie Monster away (supposedly...); 2.

this (1.) is wrong

Gear - 1.

; 2. fab

» Geldray - 1. Max, champion blower of the floo-gee

» Genuflect - cf "Fart"

» Gherkin - 1. a small suppressed giggle

» Gibbon - 1. as in "Do, do, do, the funky..."

» Ginger - 1. still missing with Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor, Mary-Ann, etc etc

» Goldmember - 1. chatroom Host; 2. small appendage of gentlemen suffering with liver disease

Gourd - 1. expression of bemused amazement

» Gu - 1. being unable to speak due to your modem being shoved down throat by frustrated and/or

less spouse/partner

» Gzornk - 1. sound of a suppressed

, with a mouthful of

coming out of the nose

Tracee · 04-10-2006, 08:40 PM

Hacker - 1. former British TV Prime Minister

» HAFMHY - 1. has anyone found my hat yet?

Hangover - 1. what you feel like after getting only 2 hours'

after being online chatting until 5am

» Head - 1. a profile (

» Heckler - 1. stop bagging me out, will ya?!?!

» Help - 1. when in doubt, switch the #@$%^&! thing off!

» Homer - 1. J. Simpson

» Host - 1. God; 2. Lord; 3. Master; 4. Valar; 5. Sir or Ma'am (also qv. D'uh!)

» Hounding - 1.

ing outrageously

» Hten - 1. hanging ten without the angst

» Humour - 1.

ter-invoked mirth resulting in volumous merriment; 2. I don't get it...

» Hypnosis - 1. symptom of late-night chats

Tracee · 04-10-2006, 08:41 PM

Icee - 1. sweetly-coloured stuff atop a birthday cake

» Immortal; immortality - cf. "host"

» InBox - 1. junkmail collector; 2. dead (

» Infinitarian - 1. chatters' split/multi-personalities (

» Internet - 1. connection of computer-networks linking bug-eyed, exhausted, sore-necked and squinting chatters worldwide

» Isandhiwana - major Zulu battle of 1879 to decide, once and for all, who put the sand in the shorts of the acting British commander

» ISP - 1. your Internet Service Provider; 2. also, more realistically, 'ISF' - Internet Service Frustrator

Tracee · 04-10-2006, 08:42 PM

Jabber - 1. chatting endlessly and meaninglessly cf. "Whitey"

» Jaundice - 1. tired facial muscles after too much cyber-laffing cf. "

"

» Jerbils - 1. trying to pay off too many financial debts at once

» Jilomonserishdipitinity - 1. trying to balance your credit card account whilst drunk

» Jolly - 1. 'Dolly' magazine for infants

» Juggernaut - 1. yard glass of bourbon

Tracee · 04-10-2006, 08:43 PM

Karma - 1. requesting to borrow your mum's vehicle

» Keypad - 1. where we keep our car keys (of course!)

» Kick - 1. a gracefully polite way of

fully ushering porn-bots out of the chatroom

» Kipper - 1. the

ing captain of a sailing boat

» Kimono - 1. Yoko's niece

» Kinky - 1. twisted phone extension lead

» Kiss - 1. keep it simple, stupid!

» Koresmitifismistic - 1. the act of avoiding eating the hole of a donut (doing so may cause cancer...)