rusty2rusty

Sound Advice

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.

If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to in a Porsche than a Kia.

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may be dead.

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Its's better to burn out,then to fade away.

momofbpi

Those were cute I also like this one also

I read the obit section today and my name wasnt in it so I can continue on with my day guess I have to go to work.

also when someone asks hows your day going say at least im on the rightside of the grass , my later father in law use to say these

also he said I hate goings to wakes the guest of honor cant get up and get me any .