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Hormones

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all aman has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a r's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE:Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff......

..And my favorite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal and those who might need a good !
Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

Here have some chocolate.

Countrymama

This is just too funny

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Marilyn

Mom to
Nikki J. 10-26-1992 & Aly Mae 5-29-2002

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freeto_2

All Husbands need to sigh off that they have read this and understand and will follow thes rules at all times.
this is so funny. i allmost squerted milk out of my nose when i read it.

tamara

Tracee

pass me the chocolate. becouse i am in PMS mode.

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Trace

http://www.handycraft.i8.com

freeto_2

TRACY,
YOU HAVE CHOCALET? OHHH!
WE ARE IN THE SAME BOAT.

TAMARA