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The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie *The kind where you feel the poopie come out but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie *The kind where you poopie it out; see it in the toilet; but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie *The kind where you wipe your butt 53 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you put a piece of toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't stain your them.
Second Wave Poopie *lt happens when you are done poopie-ing and have pulled your pants up to your knees, and realize you have to poopie some more.
Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead Poopie *The kind where you strain so much to get it out, that you practically have a stroke.
Gee-l-wish-l-could-poopie Poopie *lt’s the kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp, and fart a few times.
Spinal-tap Poopie *That’s where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet-cheeks/the-power-dump Poopie *The kind that comes out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie *The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Food Poopie *lt smells so bad the room must be condemned.
Upper-cl*** Poopie * That kind comes from people who think there poopies don't stink.
G***y Poopie *lt’s so noisy that every one within earshot is giggling.
Lincoln Log Poopie *The kind of poopie that is so huge that you are afraid to flush it without breaking it up into smaller pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie *Self explanatory!
Fisherman's Bobber Poopie *That’s the kind where you are in a public restroom; there are two people waiting for your stall; you poopie and flush two times, but several golf ball size pieces are still floating above the water line.
The Drinker's Poopie *The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is it leaves tree marks on the bottom of the toilet.
The Surprise Poopie *You are not even near a toilet because you are sure that you are about to fart, but
...poopie.
The Dangling Poopie *This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just
that a shake or two will cut it loose
The Whiplash Poopie *The kind where you push and strain until you eyes are bloodshot and the poopie just starts to come out, when
. ..it goes back in!
The Pebble Poopie *This is the poopie that feels like a log coming out but looks like a rabbit pellet.
The Playdough Poopie *This the kind where you push, and the poopie comes out in one long coil. Secretly, many keep mental records of their ‘longest’ poopie
Poopie list.. ok, I'm a little twisted but I thought this was pretty funny!
ing so hard i have tears running down my face 
This is just too funny. We must all be a little warped!!haha
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