Angela

Make sure you read the directions

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Christmas Cookies Ingredients:

* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* 1 cup nuts
* 2 cups dried fruit
* 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again to be sure if is of the highest
quality, pour one cup level and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspon of sugar...beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok...try
another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin
fuit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit
gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Check the Cuervo
Jose. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
one table. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you
can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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