PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
Traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister
Left, my mom took the
Turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish
Hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then
Placed the bird(s) back in the
Oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
Oven and proceeded to remove ! The stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
Something, she reached in and
Pulled out the little bird.
With a look of tol
on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to
. It
Took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
I'm easy to fool too!
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