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The Top 14 Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job
14. Your  stays hot all day!
13. Never have to look very far to find the legal department.
12. In hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge --
Satan!
11. 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room.
10. In hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in
handy.
9. You get to spend more time with your spouse now.
8. No more wondering if the boss hates you.
7. Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of public
transportation.
6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually quite
invigorating.
5. Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with the
boss!
4. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday.
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member
every Friday.
3. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude,
Baby!
2. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty
joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment
complaint.
1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!
[Courtesy of topfive.com]
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