Robin William's Peace Plan

angelkatey · 10-10-2004, 12:59 PM

ROBIN WILLIAM'S PEACE PLAN

Robin Williams' Peace Plan. (Hard to

with his logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:

1) The United States will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to
"interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our tr

from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want
us there. We would station tr

at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who or where they are. France would

them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a
terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself. Don't hide here. Asylum would not be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab

rs.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get an "F", and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy, but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $1.00 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, TOUGH !!
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not interfere". They can

to Allah, Jehovah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets
"lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the United Nations headquarters to an island
somewhere on the other side of the planet. We don't need the spies and
fair-weather

there. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup
for illegal aliens.
10) Use the vacated UN buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses." She has a baseball bat and she's yelling,
"You want a piece of me?"

Kricket · 10-10-2004, 01:28 PM

I've read this before but loved reading it again. Thanks for sharing!

momofbpi · 10-10-2004, 01:48 PM

That was great never seen that before I love Robin Williams. Its not a bad Idea what hes proposing but you know our gov.

lulu · 10-10-2004, 06:09 PM

That was way too

! I had never seen it before! I just love Robin Williams. I think that would make people all over the world wake up and realize just how much we really do. Thanks for sharing it!

Countrymama · 10-10-2004, 09:02 PM

Thanks for sharing that I really liked it to bad it will mostlikly not happen.

chickiepoo · 10-28-2004, 06:34 AM

Robin Williams' Plan for Peace http://images.about.com/all/bullets/dot_clea.gif Netlore Archive: Sarcastic 'peace plan' circulating by email is falsely attributed to comedian Robin Williams

Description: Email flier
Circulating since: March 2003
Status: Falsely attributed
Analysis: See below
Email example contributed by C. McArdle, 17 April 2003:

Subject: Fw: Robin Williams on Making Sense!

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. " Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our tr

from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station tr

at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would

them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab

rs.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can

to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather

here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - Robin Williams.

Comments: One would expect a piece written by Robin Williams to be smart and funny, which this lackluster synopsis of the Top Ten Sentiments Most Likely to be Heard on Right-Wing Talk Radio is not. Apart from the final quotation (an actual quip, sans original context, from his comedy act), Williams — a so-called "San Francisco liberal" whose left-leaning political views have angered conservatives and earned him billing on at least one Internet-posted "celebrity blacklist" — clearly did not write the thing.

Who did write it remains a mystery, if not a particularly interesting one. Early versions circulated in March 2003 before the Robin Williams tagline was added went entirely uncredited.

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Sources and further reading:

Williams' Comic Well Never Runs Dry
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 7 March 2002

Last updated: 04/28/03

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angelkatey · 10-28-2004, 08:13 AM

i put it up as a joke

that's all

Polly · 10-29-2004, 05:31 AM

, I thought this was funny!! I think we should send it to the president , whoever he turns out to be on tuesday!!!! There is some logic in there!!! Thanks for sharing it with us!!!

chickiepoo · 10-29-2004, 05:36 AM

If only some of this really would happen

Thanks A-ngelKaty, for the

--and the reminder. Ugh..I didn't even look at the forum title.
Me and my leaping in with both feet!!

Ellie

angelkatey · 10-29-2004, 11:32 AM

no problem, i like making people

Marie
aka

tiffysmom · 10-30-2004, 06:15 PM

It is everyones sentiment but, it will never happen our government thinks they are everyone's daddy. I am

and tired of our government sticking their noses everywhere. They don't get hurt we do and so does our tr

.

angelkatey · 10-30-2004, 06:33 PM

all too true, soooooo very true

Marie