1 I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
2. I don't wax floors because .. I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I just love this one!!)
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because .. I want every creature to have a home of their own.
5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
7. I don't put things away because .. I will never be able to find them again.
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
10. I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
__________________ Marilyn
Mom to
Nikki J. 10-26-1992 & Aly Mae 5-29-2002
Our ancestors watch, and wait, for us to identify them, and be linked to them.
Countrymama , , , for this wonderful post. I am going to print it and hang it everywhere in my house and give copies to family and and then maybe they will understand me, . I love this, thanks for posting it!
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A Peanut Sat On A Railroad Track, His Heart Was All Aflutter, Along Came A Choo-Choo Train, And Now He's
PEANUT BUTTER!!
Marilyn
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and then maybe they will understand me, 
It's good thing that I have dark wood paneling. 
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