How to Bathe a Cat

lulu · 08-23-2004, 08:16 PM

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and
have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the

room.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
escape).

CAUTION:
Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power
wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that
there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The DOG

Countrymama · 08-23-2004, 08:59 PM

you are on a roll tonight!!!!

wyomingmommy · 08-24-2004, 09:45 AM

you make me

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for all the

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shelly