A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into ter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm , I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted!
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You won't be happy with more until you're happy with what you've got.
I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
Oops the entire joke didn't paste! Cnel...I corrected it. Boy do I feel stupid!
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You won't be happy with more until you're happy with what you've got.
I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
ter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm 
, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist." 
Cnel...I corrected it. Boy do I feel stupid! 
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