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Lawsuits
A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the
> tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making
> them fat."
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> The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
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> The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
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> The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
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> The man says, "Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly women I've
> slept with."
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, that sounds like something my brother would do!!!
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Marilyn
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