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Old 06-26-2004, 12:54 PM   #1
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Top Ten Things heard at the Clinton Book signing

Top Ten Things Overheard In Line At The Clinton Book Signing

10. I've never been to a book signing at hooters before

9. Hey Gore, bring up some more books from the basement

8. Mr. President, do you know that woman under the table?

7. Could you make it out to Gennifer with a 'G'?

6. Look, Ken Starr...nah, I'm just messin' with you

5. This long line is the result of a vast right-wing conspiracy

4. Those aren't secret service agents - - those are Hillary's
people keeping an eye on him

3. He's a lot more bubbaish in person

2. How come they're moving all the good-looking women to the
front of the line?

1. I just he signs it with a pen


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