FAMILY PLANNING:
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart
to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FULL NAME:
What you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS:
The people who think your children are wonderful even though
they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
PUDDLE:
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing
dry clothes into it.
SHOW OFF:
A child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE:
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and
to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TWO MINUTE WARNING:
When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those
familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL:
Able to whine in words.
WEEKEND:
When Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up on the
, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.
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~Laura ~ Wife to Rob, mom of 
Sara (7), and 
Eric (22 months)
Marilyn
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