The Top 10 Differences Between Geeks and Nerds
10) GEEKS snicker and blush at dirty jokes; NERDS
uncontrollably for hours.
9) GEEKS will fit only in full size gym lockers; NERDS fit
in all gym lockers.
8) GEEKS wear bowling shoes as their regular shoes; NERDS
wear bowling shoes with plaid shorts.
7) GEEKS occasionly get lucky and get to pass their phone
number to someone at a bar; NERDS will only pass their
URL at a bar.
6) GEEKS get a perfect score on the SAT; NERDS write the
damn SAT.
5) GEEKS see "Urkel" as their hero; NERDS watch all of the
"Revenge of the Nerds" movies(Yes, even Revenge #5) for
their inspiration.
4) GEEKS socialize with DWEEBS; NERDS socialize with DORKS
3) GEEKS will snort when they
; NERDS will snort but
add a very high pitched nasal wheeze(see Horshack on the
Welcome Back Kotter series on Nickelodeon)to their
performance.
2) GEEKS set their phasers on stun; NERDS set theirs on
Kill cause you never know when those nasty Klingons
may appear.
1) Isn't it obvious...GEEKS read Top 10 lists; NERDS write
Top 10 Lists.
Marilyn
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