We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and
several former pastors and the bishop were in atten.
At one point, our minister had the children gather at the
altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began
by asking, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?"
There was silence. Finally, one little boy answered gravely,
"He's the one you can move diagonally."
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