10) You're wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower
consistently.
9) You've worn your sheets to school because you can't get
them off of you.
8) Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched
and emit a serious funk.
7) Your roommate walks around wearing a full body medical suit
like they did in the movie "Outbreak" to avoid catching the
Ebola virus.
6) The Snuggle Bear on the softener bottle officially died
last week.
5) The DEA's drug sniffing dog is always coming by to sniff
your
because the strong stench makes him think
you have 28 tons of pot in your closet.
4) Even after sewing 28 spring scented dryer sheets to the
inside of your shirt, your
still say you reek.
3) The phrase "Wash Me" is visibly written in your jeans.
2) Your red T-shirt is now green.
1) The boss pulls you aside to remind you that your company's
casual days does not include your college graduation gown
and scuba diving fins.
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Marilyn
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