Two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.
While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg
pushed the male egg away and said, "I just have to go to the
washroom. Be back in a minute."
Five minutes later the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out
in a slinky egglige, running her hands up and down her smooth,
oval body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his
head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him
and asked what he was doing. He replied, "The last time I was
this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
