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Old 05-26-2004, 08:57 PM   #1
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Talking helpful hints for hubbys

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: Y'know, I've always loved you in that robe.


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Old 05-27-2004, 08:30 AM   #2
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I think I am passing these along to my dh
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WTG LULU!!

Those laws should be passed out to every new hubbie, to learn early the do's & don'ts of marriage. Thanks for posting em.


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