10) "This is my tryout for Nascar."
9) "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they
realize that I am missing."
8) "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and
buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"
7) "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut
on MTV."
6) "Cause those Gorditas rule."
5) "Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent

r."
4) "Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."
3) "Umm..I'm drunk?"
2) "Trying to get home cause CNN is going to reveal just
WHAT that stain is on Monica's dress and I'm dying to
know."
1) "Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that
damn Alannis Morisette "Uninvited" song!"
