10) Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
9) His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
8) Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
7) Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
6) He...ummm..licks his tools clean.
5) Gets pissed when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists
surveyed line.
4) When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to
insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came
into his office.
3) Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
2) Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
1) Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll
buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
!just what i needed!
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