1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something
closes the door from the inside.
2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.
3. Never make fried
en in the nude. (ouch!)
4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big
enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
5. You make the beds, you do the
and six months later
you have to start all over again.
6. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would
be bigger.
7. My
of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare
from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.
10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit
the date.
I had to post this one! I almost fell off my chair
ing!!!
, Sasha 4
Marilyn
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