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Old 05-19-2004, 04:37 PM   #1
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A little military humor.....

Why the Military can't communicate with each other...

If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn
out the lights and lock the door.

If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy
it and forbid entry to those without a pass.

If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they assault
with heavy fire, capture the building, fortify it and call
for an air strike.

If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will
negotiate a three year lease with an option to buy.


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