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Old 05-19-2004, 04:36 PM   #1
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Answering Machine message

I hadn't recorded a greeting yet on my new answering machine,
so when my mother came to visit, I asked her to tape one.

"This is Marcia's mother," my machine announced. "Marcia is
an only child; she never writes, she never calls. So why not
give me a buzz? I'd be happy to talk to you. My number is..."

Everyone called my mother. She loved the attention.



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Old 05-20-2004, 01:38 PM   #2
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"I lLOVE THIS LULU"~

Sounds like something my Mom might do.


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Old 05-20-2004, 01:50 PM   #3
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my mom would have dont that too but then not talked to any of them. good thing we dont have an answering machine
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good one. My brother had a good one for a while also. His went: Some people go to heaven, some people go to.....hello, you've reached.....
Then the rest of the regular announcement!!
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Old 06-14-2004, 06:38 PM   #5
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Now I know where you get your sense of humor
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