I hadn't recorded a greeting yet on my new answering machine,
so when my mother came to visit, I asked her to tape one.
"This is Marcia's mother," my machine announced. "Marcia is
an only child; she never writes, she never calls. So why not
give me a buzz? I'd be happy to talk to you. My number is..."
Everyone called my mother. She loved the attention.
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Don't borrow sorrow from tomorrow!
good one. My brother had a good one for a while also. His went: Some people go to heaven, some people go to.....hello, you've reached.....
Then the rest of the regular announcement!!