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Old 05-16-2004, 06:12 PM   #1
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Top Ten Signs Your History Teacher is Incompetent

10. Class motto: Locate a State Capital...do a shot.

9. Thinks Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.

8. You're pretty sure Ben Franklin didn't invent bungee
ing.

7. Believes the mafia to be responsible for the fall of the
Roman Empire.

6. Allows you to cite Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman as a source in
your Old West term paper.

5. Thinks Prozac was responsible for bringing the nation out
of the Great Depression.

4. Focuses exclusively on how marshmallows changed history.

3. Washington didn't defend the US against the British Invasion
of the 1960's.

2. Tells you that Columbo landed in America and discovered the
pilgrims.

1. Identifies Napoleon as the guy who figured out how to keep
different flavors of ice cream from running together.
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Old 05-17-2004, 08:25 AM   #2
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LULU, WHERE DO YOU GET THESE?

IMCOMPETENT IS THE WRONG TITLE FOR THIS TEACHER!!

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