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Old 05-16-2004, 11:10 AM   #1
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A 710 Cap

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady
comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each
other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost
somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on?" they asked.

Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she
said, "It's a Buick."

"OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in
diameter.

"What does it do?" we asked.

She said, "I don't know but it's always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw
a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in
diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind
the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it
and they just fall down behind the counter ing.

(This one cracked me up as my dad is an auto mechanic)
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:54 PM   #2
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OMG I have to share this with my dad! he is an auto mechanic too! I thought it was so funny! it always amazes me how many people bring him their car and dont know whats wrong or missing.
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