If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that,
too. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of
line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. If you're a
bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I wanna be a bear.
