An old farmer decided to visit a pond in the back of his property that he had not visited in a long time. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices shouting and ing.
As he came closer, he discovered a bunch of young women were
skinny dipping in his pond. He politely made the women aware
of his presence, and soon they all moved to the deep end of
the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until
you leave!"
The farmer replied, "Oh, don't worry about me. I didn't come
down here to see you skinny dipping. I'm just here to feed
the alligator."
The moral being: Age and cunning will triumph over youth and
enthusiasm EVERY time!
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