"Hubby Pie"
Can be prepared 20 years ahead.
Ingredients:
Crust:
1 hard-skinned hubby
1 comfortable sofa
Filling:
1 TV remote control
6 pack of beer
1 packet chips (crisps)
1 family size pizza
1 large serve nacho
1 melted cheese sandwich
15 years patience
Lifetime of loving care
1 ounce of resignation
Method:
Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well worn greased
and comfortable sofa and leave to set (probably will take
length of one sport show), remove from family room and
bring to kitchen to finish filling.
Mix TV remote control, chip packet, pizza, hotdog,
nachos and cheese sandwich on a large tray. Add six pack
of beer slowly (to avoid excess gas), bind with a lot of
patience, loving care and resignation. Be careful to place
hubby and filling carefully back in front of the TV so as
not to disturb the view of the screen and leave to solidify
indefinitely.
Head back to your computer and have a marvellous
time chatting with your online

UNDISTURBED!!!
(Or, go SHOPPING!)
