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Old 04-14-2004, 05:59 PM   #1
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Baby news

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:

"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love
you so much we decided to bring another child into this
family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband
came home one day and said, 'Honey, I so much I
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One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook?"


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Old 04-15-2004, 03:30 PM   #2
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DITTO I would want her to clean too!

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Old 05-02-2004, 08:20 AM   #4
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Funny!!!

When I was the only female little league coach for my son Joey's team years ago I'd listen to the fellas blab about how they managed to be at the field a half hour early to practice cause their wives had dinner on the table, equipment packed and the uniforms washed, etc. - I can't count how many times I wished I had a wife too! LOL
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I'm not too Fond of the Idea of Sharing But.....

If Mandatory, why not have her do all the Manual Labor. Housework, Dusting, etc. That allows the time for Me & DH to travel to all the Romantic Spots.......


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