Church bulletin bloopers

lulu · 04-07-2004, 03:43 PM

Church bulletin bloopers...

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday

at 10. All
ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the
B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congre
gation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday

.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the
choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

Remember in

er the many who are

of our church and
community.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Don't let worry kill you, the church can

.

Countrymama · 04-08-2004, 03:07 PM

Where do you get these from? you are to much!

Summerwaters · 05-03-2004, 04:15 PM

I'd also love to know, where do you find these jokes?

Summerwaters