fancyfree

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:


''I'll be home when i want, if i want and at what time i want-and i dont expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless i tell you that i wont be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when i want with my old buddies and dont you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?''

His new bride said, ''No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o`clock every night...whether you're here or not.''

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Dianne

Polly

, that's one way to get him home!!!

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lulu

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Countrymama

Thats a funny one

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Marilyn

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Nikki J. 10-26-1992 & Aly Mae 5-29-2002

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Bruinsmama

Got that in an email
That is a good one!

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Brad&ScottsMom

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~Misty
Wife to Brad (since 2/7/98)
and working Momma to:
Little Man (Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug (Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3

"Happiness lies for those who , those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."