A young couple , a Long Island princess and her childhood sweetheart who had just finished his residency got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so
how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out ing. "But, mama, as
soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible
language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these
awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., PLEASE
MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "Calm down! You need to stay
with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could
be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter,
"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME,
PLEASE!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so . Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words
like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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Don't borrow sorrow from tomorrow!
__________________ ~Misty
Wife to Brad (since 2/7/98)
and working Momma to:
Little Man (Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug (Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3
"Happiness lies for those who , those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
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(Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug 
(Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3 
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