fancyfree

A blonde joke!!!!!


A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The parmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the parmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
''I'm ,'' says the pharmacist, ''we dont have any.''
''But..... I always get it here!'' says the blonde.
''Do you have the container it comes in ?'' asks the pharmacist.
''Yes'', said the blonde, ''I'll go home and get it.'
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''
She, obviously annoyed by this time, she snatches the containter back and reads aloud sternly from the container....''To Apply, Push Up Bottom.''

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kylan'smom

This was sooo funny. I ed my caboose off!!!!!!!! It sound liek something Kevin's sister would do. She is not the brightest light in the hallway and always one fry short of a happy meal, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, she is a brunette and ruins it for all of us. She is also the one who is almost 30 and forgets to flush the toilet. And God just blessed this numbnut with beautiful twins. Scary!
Angie

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Polly

!!! Angie don't be fooled,she has blonde roots tangled up in her brain cells,

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