1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.
3. Cheer and loudly every time somebody breaks
the silence with a bodily function
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh darn!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is ."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then
drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Wh, could you kick that back over here, ! eh?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall a on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again
on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the
floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
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Don't borrow sorrow from tomorrow!
OH Lulu you crack me up. I am ing out loud here!! Where do you find this stuff??? My family is gonna wake up thinking I've lost my mind since I'm ing so hard!! Thanks for sharing these great tips with us. I don't think I'd have the nerve to do these but the mental picures I'm getting are a riot!!!
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A Peanut Sat On A Railroad Track, His Heart Was All Aflutter, Along Came A Choo-Choo Train, And Now He's
PEANUT BUTTER!!
__________________ ~Misty
Wife to Brad (since 2/7/98)
and working Momma to:
Little Man (Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug (Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3
"Happiness lies for those who , those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
loudly every time somebody breaks 
." 
, could you kick that back over here, 
! eh? 
on me!! .gif "groovy")
You are too much! 
Marilyn
(Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug 
(Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3 
, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
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