One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior that was going on. He decided to send an

down to Earth
to check it out.
So he called one of His

s and sent the

to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a
second

to get another opinion." So God called another

and
sent him to Earth for a time too. When the

returned he went to
God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are
misbehaving,but 5% are being good."
God was not

d. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good,
because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to

them keep going.
Do you know what the E-mail said?
Just wondering, I didn't get one either................