This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...
> > > Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, post it so we can all get a hearty giggle!!!
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
> > > a = pie
> > > b = lumpy
> > > c = buttercup
> > > d = gadget
> > > e = crusty
> > > f = greasy
> > > g = fluffy
> > > h = cheeseball
> > > i= chim-chim
> > > j = stinky
> > > k = flunky
> > > l = boobie
> > > m = pinky
> > > n = zippy
> > > o = goober
> > > p = doofus
> > > q = slimy
> > > r = loopy
> > > s = snotty
> > > t = ie
> > > u = dorkey
> > > v = squeezit
> > > w = oprah
> > > x = skipper
> > > y = dinky
> > > z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
> > > a = apple
> > > b = toilet
> > > c = giggle
> > > d = burger
> > > e = girdle
> > > f = barf
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i= cootie
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = potty
> > > l = liver
> > > m = banana
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = bubble
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = toad
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza
> > > t = gerbil
> > > u = en
> > > v = pickle
> > > w = chuckle
> > > x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
> > > a = head
> > > b = mouth
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = tush
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i= lips
> > > j = honker
> > > k = butt
> > > l = brain
> > > m = tushie
> > > n = chunks
> > > o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = buns
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = er
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains
> > > z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Mine is Fluffy Applenose!!!!
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"Knowledge is a gift that we can give away and still keep for ourselves"
I am Mrs. Boobie Chickenbrain
I am Married to Mr. Crusty Chickenbrain
and we have a beautiful 10 yr old daughter and she was named after her father...........Crusty Chickenbrain also..........
Boobieburgertooshie is my new name!! . Ok I am not sure but I think there is a messgae here. Too many burgers and I got a big tushie!! This is too funny Angie. I am going to paste and copy and email it to family and and see what they come up with, where did you find this? I love it!! I am married to Zippy Burgertooshie!! He'll love his new name, !! WE have 2 daughters, Dinky and Pinky!! This is good. I'm going to have to do my whole family and tell them their new names!!
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A Peanut Sat On A Railroad Track, His Heart Was All Aflutter, Along Came A Choo-Choo Train, And Now He's
PEANUT BUTTER!!
I am Mrs. Loopy Chickentush married to Mr. Goober Chickentush. Our girls names are Buttercup and Dinky. We have three cats named Goober Fluffy and Crusty
Thanks for posting this. We got a huge out of it
__________________ Marilyn
Mom to
Nikki J. 10-26-1992 & Aly Mae 5-29-2002
Our ancestors watch, and wait, for us to identify them, and be linked to them.
__________________ ~Misty
Wife to Brad (since 2/7/98)
and working Momma to:
Little Man (Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug (Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3
"Happiness lies for those who , those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
I am Mrs. Lumpy Girdlebrain
My husband is Mr. Gadget Girdlebrain
Our sons are Boobie Bubblebuns and Squeezit Bubblebuns
Our daughter is Snotty Girdlebrain
Thank you for the !!!!
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Becky
The loves of my life...Ladell (the best husband anyone could ask for), Ted 22, Bill 21, DJ 18, and our little , Sasha 4
I like that Gailann515. It sounds like a Mary Poppins song. heehee.
All of these are great! I hope your kids enjoyed it as well. It would be fun for a party too. Give everyone their new name and that's what they have to go by all night. heehee.
Polly, my friend Margie, from Pensacola sent it to me. She comes up with some pretty good ones sometimes. It actually came from a childrens book. I'll have to get the name of it from her email. Should have posted that. Oops, I already deleted the email. I'll have to email her and find out if she still has it.
I am cracking up reading you guys' new names. I'm glad this was fun. I'll let Margie know how many people she made . enjoy!
Angie
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"Knowledge is a gift that we can give away and still keep for ourselves"
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Oh My Gosh.........
.....my new name is Boobie Chickenbrain 
This is too funny Angie. I am going to paste and copy and email it to family and 
and see what they come up with, where did you find this? I love it!! I am married to Zippy Burgertooshie!! He'll love his new name, !! WE have 2 daughters, Dinky and Pinky!! This is good. I'm going to have to do my whole family and tell them their new names!!
Marilyn
(Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug 
(Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3 
, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
, Sasha 4
My name is: Chim-Chim Apple Tush,HeHe,Too Funny 
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