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Old 02-25-2004, 07:42 AM   #1
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another blonde joke!

This blonde decides one day that she is and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS



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Old 02-25-2004, 01:11 PM   #2
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Old 02-25-2004, 02:23 PM   #3
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Sad to say but I know a few people like that Blonde or not!
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I don't get it. what was wrong with 2 coats? That's what it says on the cans of paint I have. , just kidding.
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I know a few too Marilyn!!

That bad thing is, sometimes I've even been asked if I'm really a blonde!
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