HOME  ||  SEARCH ENGINE FOR MOMS  ||  REMINDER SERVICE  ||  FREEBIES  ||  NEWS FOR MOMS  ||  MESSAGE BOARDS  ||  JOIN

Our Sites  ||  $11.99 Domains  ||  Contact Us  ||  About  ||  E-books  ||  E-Cards  ||  Trivia  ||  Journals  ||  Photo Gallery  ||  Free Classifieds

 


» Hot Clicks

At MomZone!

Create Your
Own Photo
Gallery with
Family Pictures
and more!
Start Now

List Items
for Sale in
the Bazar
Free!

Go Now!

 

 

 



Go Back   MomZone.com Forums > Just for Fun Zone > Jokes & Riddles
User Name
Password

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 02-07-2004, 02:00 PM   #1
lulu
Polly thinks you are tiggeriffic!!!
 
lulu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia
Posts: 4,805
lulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud of
Church Hymns



What song would you pick in church?

A minister decided to do something a little different
one Sunday . He said "Today, in church, I am going to say
a single word and you are going to me preach".

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing
whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

The pastor shouted out, "Cross."

Immediately the congregation started singing in
unison, "The Old Rugged Cross".

The pastor hollered out "Grace". The congregation
began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "Power". The congregation sang "There
is Power in the Blood.

The Pastor said "Sex." The congregation fell into
total silence.

Everyone was in . They all nervously began to
look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden from way in the back of the
church a little 87 year old grandmother stood up! and began to sing!..... "Precious Memories."

I love that story! I could not resist sharing it with you guys!


__________________
Don't borrow sorrow from tomorrow!
lulu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2004, 12:02 AM   #2
relaxedmom
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Cleveland,Oh
Posts: 267
relaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to all
That is so good!!

What is your fav. hymn?
Mine is: It Is Well
With My Soul. Brings me to tears each time I sing it.
__________________
Jer. 33:3
relaxedmom is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-23-2004, 03:58 AM   #3
Polly
I Love Momzone!!!
 
Polly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: West Virginia
Posts: 3,070
Polly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant futurePolly has a brilliant future
Oh lulu , where do you find these girlfriend? This is good. I hope I can remember it to tell my today!!!!
__________________
A Peanut Sat On A Railroad Track, His Heart Was All Aflutter, Along Came A Choo-Choo Train, And Now He's
PEANUT BUTTER!!
Polly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-25-2004, 07:23 AM   #4
lulu
Polly thinks you are tiggeriffic!!!
 
lulu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia
Posts: 4,805
lulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud oflulu has much to be proud of
My favorite hymn is The Old Rugged Cross and Amazing Grace....followed closely by There is Power in the Blood and When We All Get to Heaven. I love my hymns...I guess that is why I found this joke so funny!




__________________
Don't borrow sorrow from tomorrow!
lulu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-25-2004, 11:48 AM   #5
relaxedmom
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Cleveland,Oh
Posts: 267
relaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to allrelaxedmom is a name known to all
I love the hymns. You can't beat them. I have a friend who goes to a "modern service", and her kids ages 13 and down have never heard a hymn. I was floored! Even when we have the history of the songs, it means all the more to me. We have studied some of the hymns, and it's amazing what some of the writers have gone through! Enough for now!! Keep letting us know your fav. hymns.
__________________
Jer. 33:3
relaxedmom is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Church today! lulu Spiritual Zone 0 06-27-2004 05:18 PM
More church bulletin funnies lulu Jokes & Riddles 3 05-20-2004 01:54 PM
Church bulletin bloopers lulu Jokes & Riddles 2 05-03-2004 04:15 PM
Why go to church? Mom'nWife Christian Moms 11 11-22-2003 07:42 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:42 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 2.1.1
All content and graphics are copyrighted and are not to be used or copied without writtne permission from MomZone.com
Page generated in 0.53080 seconds with 12 queries