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Old 02-06-2004, 08:59 AM   #1
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Bizarre signs

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit back
in."

On a Plumbers truck: "Don't with a drip. Call your
plumber."

Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
want tows."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come
on in and get fed up.

At a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.




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Old 02-06-2004, 10:47 AM   #2
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I love the push push push sign. I got to do that four differant times!!
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Old 02-23-2004, 03:51 AM   #4
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, these are good, thanks for sharing them with us.
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