Sorry guys, I could not resist! I must be twisted BUT I love Lorena jokes!!!! (My DH is NOT amused!)
Lorena Bobbit's sister was arrested yesterday, for trying to
do the same thing to her husband as her famous sister had
done several years ago.
The sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She missed the
target and stabbed her husband in the upper leg, causing
severe muscle and tendon damage. She has been charged with
a 'MisdeWeiner'.
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Lulu, I think it's cute!! Guys are just too sensitive when it comes to that area to enjoy a good joke. Now let be something about a woman and they'll find it funny. They'll say "It's just a joke"!! Men are so funny sometimes. Thanks for sharing this one with us!!
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and working Momma to:
Little Man (Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug (Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3
"Happiness lies for those who , those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
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(Bradley 7/30/98) & Doodlebug 
(Scotty 5/4/01) offically ttc #3 
, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives."
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