kylan'smom

Exception to the Golden Rule?


A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock on the by a loud
>>Pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
>>Drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>>
>>"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock on the !"
>>
>>He slams the door and returns to bed.
>>
>>"Who was that?" asked the wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"
>>He answers.
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>>"Did you him?" she asks.
>>
>>"No, I did not, it is 3 in the and it is pouring out!"
>>
>>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife, "can't you remember about
>>three months ago when we broke down and those two guys ed us? I think
>>you should him, and should be ashamed of yourself!"
>>
>>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
>>rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>>
>>"Yes," comes back the answer.
>>
>>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>>
>>"Yes, !" comes the reply from the dark.
>>
>>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
>>
>>"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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lulu

too funny!!! I think I would have to push him with a baseball bat!!

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