Someone sent these to me and I HAD to share:
(n.), person who is coughed upon.
flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
gained.
abdicate (v.), to give up hope of having a flat stomach.
esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
negligent (adj.), condition in which you absentmindedly answer
the door in your underwear.
lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up when run
over by a steamroller.
balderdash (n.), rapidly receding hairline.
testicle (n.), humorous question on an exam.
rectitude (n.), formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist before examining you.
oyster (n.), person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.
circumvent (n.), opening in the front of boxer shorts.
pokemon (n), Jamaican proctologist
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