lulu

Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Anyway there
was this young nurse. Every time she came in, she talked to
him like a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone
of voice: "And how are we doing this ?"

He had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went.

The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. She looks
at it. "It seems we are a little cloudy today."

At this he snatches the bottle out of her hand, pops off the
top and ch ugs it, saying "Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time."

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SarahLynn

Very Cute!!!!


I used to work in a hospital and found this very funny.


SarahLynn

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hotshotsos

Too cute!!! Sounds like something my hubby would do.

Polly

I'll have to tell my hubby's uncle this joke. He's in and out of the hospital alot and he is always giving those poor nurses a hard time. I can see him doing this to them.

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