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Old 12-18-2003, 09:18 AM   #1
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Red face New Christmas Carol

To the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town:

Oh, you better not browse,
you better not spy,
you better not post,
I'm telling you why:
Spam e-Claus is coming to town
He's making e-lists,
He's mailing nine times,
He's sending it to all people online
Spam e-Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're chatting
He sees the sites you browse
He sees your posts to usenet groups
So he's found you now and how
So...you better not browse,
you better not spy,
you better not post,
I'm telling you why:
Spam e-Claus is coming to town
"Make yourself rich!"
"Are you too small?"
"Need money fast?",
and that isn't all
Spam e-Claus is coming to town
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Old 12-18-2003, 10:21 AM   #2
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Old 12-19-2003, 05:09 AM   #3
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Great one swtlissa, let's make one for the 12 days of Christmas, I'll start

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Old 12-19-2003, 06:16 AM   #4
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On the second day of Christmas my momzone gave to me....
Two smiley faces looking back at me....



Melissa that was a great one!!



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Old 12-19-2003, 06:23 AM   #5
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.. I love that!!!
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Old 12-19-2003, 07:25 PM   #6
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ON the third day of Christmas my momzone gave to me three new threads to read......
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Old 12-20-2003, 07:23 PM   #7
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On the fourth day of Christmas momzone gave to me, (hopefully) 4 new members to join in with us on all the fun.


lissa, I love that. It was great.


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this is fun!
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Good one swtlissa!!!

On the sixth day of Christmas momzone gave to me 6 new contest to win!!!
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