There were these two
who just happened to be cannibals, Horace and Morris. One evening the two buddies were hanging out, Morris to Horace: "Man, am I hungry."
Horace to Morris: "Me too. My stomach's been grumbling all
day."
So the two 'gentlemen' agreed to go out and catch themselves
dinner.
Sure enough, Horace and Morris found themselves a hearty-sized
man for their hearty-sized appetites.
Horace to Morris: "Hey buddy, I have an
. Looks like this
big fellow is more than enough to satisfy the both of us. Why
don't we split the body in half. I can take the top half and
you can have the bottom half."
Morris liked the sound of that. So each man started dining
at his designated hemisphere.
About half-an-hour into the meal,
Morris to Horace: "Hey, how are you doing up there?"
Horace to Morris: "Just great! And you?"
Morris: "Oh man, I'm having a ball."
Horace: "Hey, slow down buddy. You're eating way too fast."
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