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Old 11-30-2003, 08:28 PM   #1
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Yet Another Hillary Joke

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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( about that but I thought it was funny.)

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Me too DeeDee ... LOL
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That was great!! My husband would truly love it!
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That was great!!!!!! I loved it!!!






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