"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind"
"I must admit you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."
"Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't
but wonder: What the heck was I thinking??"
"As the days go by, I think how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
"Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$% Christmas card."
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
"I just want you to know that I'm
for what happenned, especially since you survived!"
"Congratulations on getting married! It's not every day you decide to ruin your life!"
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