Example of the brilliance of a man

lulu · 11-20-2003, 08:06 PM

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he
replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your
butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk
again.

Stupid, stupid man.

11-21-2003, 01:04 AM

MEN

Polly · 11-21-2003, 05:38 AM

, lulu a friend of mine told me that too. At first I thought she was being serious when she told me thiswould work although I wasn't going to try it , then she told me the punch line. I'm sooo gullible.