A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for
her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "God us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran
and 22 Baptists."
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Don't borrow sorrow from tomorrow!
oh that wouldn't surprise me if it actually comes true some day!
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You won't be happy with more until you're happy with what you've got.
I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
us. Has it come to this?.gif "groovy")
just too cute!
That's great of her to be able to remember them all!! 
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